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Roles in Heaven

Posted by sureshm on December 3, 2007

 

Brahma : Systems Installation
Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh : Quality Assurance & Documentation
Narada : Data transfer
Yama :Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
Devas : Mainframe Programmers
Surya : Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas : In house Hackers
Ravan : Internet Explorer WWWF
Lakshman : Support Software and Backup
Hanuman : Linux/s390
Jatayu : Firewall

Dronacharya : System Programmer
Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects
Valmiki : Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna : SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Arjun : Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Motivation & Team building
Bhima : MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana : Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna : Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra : Visual C++
Gandhari : Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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